Of shoes and girlfriends

Just thought of another conversation I had a couple of weeks ago.

Background: I came inside the room. Looked at my friend's new Nike shoes.

Me: Buy new shoes AGAIN?

XX: Yup. (Proud face)

Me: You change your shoes like you change your girlfriends. (Looks at him with a lame face)

XX: You like old stuffs meh? If you like old things I can give you my old girlfriends.

Me: -_-"